“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.” Deep Thoughts, Jack Handy
“Alright brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me, so just get me through this so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer.” Homer Simpson
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.” Tina Fey
“Buy a man a beer and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew and he wastes a lifetime.” Unknown
“People who drink light beer don’t like the taste of beer, they just like to pee a lot.” Unknown
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Ben Franklin
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